Grand Mass Debator (GM)
Been a hasher since 2014 and our GM since August 2020
Often to be seen peddling round the World, is he mad?, yes he's...
Religious Adviser (RA)
This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat! Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to face the consequences! Don't argue with ...
This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students. She has connections. You could be going down down!
All The Way
Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo! She's a ...
This joke telling Hasher, laughs loudest at his often appalling jokes! Why? Well don't stand down wind of him EVER unless you want a whiff of his ...
Forever keeping us on the straight and narrow, this Kenwood Chef, loves to mix things up!
Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop! Now singalong .......
"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"
Just Don't Call Me Shurley
As her name implies does she really??
Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!
Comes Now and Then
The Coco Chanel of the AHHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway. Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!
She likes to ride her Bicycle, she likes to ride her Bike!
Keeping a tight hold
on the Hash Purse Strings
until it's time for a Party of course! Its...
He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are!
Keep alert for this Cock
hitting the floor.
Beware the last man standing!!