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Grand Mattress (GM)
and Events Bitch

Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!  She's a ...

Diesel Dyke


Deputy GM & Beer Meister

Been a hasher since 2014 and our GM since August 2020

Often to be seen peddling round the World, is he mad? Yes he's...


Religious Adviser (RA)

This joke telling Hasher, laughs loudest at his often appalling jokes! Why?  Well don't stand down wind of him EVER unless you want a whiff of his ...


This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students.  She has connections. You could be going down down!


All The Way

Deputy RA


Song Meister

Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop!  Now singalong .......
"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"

Just Don't Call Me Shurley


As her name implies does she really?? 

Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!! 
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!

Comes Now and Then

Hare Razor


Hash Cash

She likes to ride her Bicycle, she likes to ride her Bike!

Keeping a tight hold

on the Hash Purse Strings

until it's time for a Party of course! Its...

Dope Pedaller

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